Let's keep it light.

Barf. I just had this long, hilarious blog post and it didn't post right, and I lost it all. I'll try to make this one similiar, but the fresh humor is all gone.

Okay- So I went to the doctors. I was nervous. As I sat in the waiting room filling out all of the paperwork I started to people watch. I tried to guess why the family of 4 was sitting next to me. Was mom pregnant,or was she just there for her yearly, it was hard to tell. Across the room there was a young couple, who at first I thought the guy looked like a really butch girl, but then I saw he was a guy- who had just had their first ultrasound done. I can't wait to be in their position.

I got into the room, and immediately felt overwhelmed with emotion. There were pictures on the wall about birth and such. It just hit me, that hopefully I will be able to experience that soon. I regained control of my emotions and met with the nurse practioner Bonnie. She's a peach. We talked about my concerns and she came to the same conclusion that I had. She's pretty sure I have PCOS but obviously can't confirm that until the bloodwork and the ultrasound, which will all be done within the next few weeks. My follow up appointment is in 2 weeks and that's when I'll get the answers I've been waiting for.

Her game plan:

• Get me pregnant by Christmas.
• Start me on Metformin for 3 months.
• If not pregnant in 3 months, then she'll refer me to the office doctor, who specializes in fertility, but doesn't charge fertility prices. He will then put me on Fermera.

Sounds like a plan to me.

So my well womens. I'm always happy when I'm not super uncomfortable but I think the following might have been worse. Yes Bonnie, I appreciate your complement on my headband but doing so while you check my lovely ladies for bumps was a bit silly. Yes it hurts when you shove your hand up my vajayjay and yes this is my first year teaching- thanks for asking. Yes your hands are a little cold and no I didn't paint my toes myself, I went and got a pedicure. Oh you got a pedicure last night, well that's wonderful- can I see you naked now? Super awkward I suppose, but I'm glad that I found a doctor that has the same goal as I do.

I'll keep you all posted and hopefully these next two weeks fly by!